spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
Every girl has 5 personalities (my version)
1. How she acts at school 2. How she acts around her friends 3. How she acts around her family 4. How she acts when she’s with him 5. How she acts when she’s alone So truthful.
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money. http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/