August 2011
When your teacher rounds up your grade
to me, the more exclamation marks after a phrase there is
the more excited i imagine the person is
exhibit A:
yes
YES
YES!
YES!!
YES!!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!!
YES!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES !!!!!!!!!
When you rearrange the letters in the word 'ASTRONOMER', you get 'MOON STARER'.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
HAHAHHA
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.
When you're sitting in class and the person infront of you has their ass crack out.
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