September 2011
student asks “can i go to the bathroom?”
the teacher replies “I don’t know, can you?!”
the student begins to sob uncontrollably as she explains she finally beat her stage 3 bladder cancer and has just recently gained the ability to use the bathroom unaided.
That awkward moment when your friend helps you get laid.
What I hate about being a girl:
- Periods
- Period cramps
- Sore tits
- Mood swings
- Picking out outfits for the day
- Styling hair after showering
- Having a hard time running cause of your tits
- Making sure you don’t get pregnant
- Carrying the baby
- Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
- Make sure you don’t get raped
- Having pedophiles hit on you
- Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.
I will forever reblog, honestly.
