why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down.
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
- Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
- Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
- Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
- Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
- Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."