- me: does 5 minute work out
- me: expects drastic changes
- girl: i kinda like horses
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
- *cute boy walks past*
- me: no wait come back i love you
1. Procrastination (“This won’t take long to review I know a lot of this stuff”)
2. Start studying and slowly realize you don’t know shit
3. Freak the fuck out/panic attacks/etc.
4. (Optional stage- can be skipped) After panicking go back to studying (although it’s pretty futile at this point) and learn as much as possible
5. Accept your inevitable failure and decide not to give a fuck
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.