The way he makes me laugh. Humor is a number one thing to win my heart. If I’m not laughing I’m not in a good mood. When a guy can make fun of himself and go out of his way to make me laugh. That’s the best.
“There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more crazy about each other, especially when you are the only extra person in the room. It’s like watching Paris from an express caboose heading in the opposite direction—every second the city gets smaller and smaller, only you feel it’s really you getting smaller and smaller and lonelier and lonelier, rushing away from all those lights and excitement at about a million miles an hour.”—Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via ke-tone)
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and