- Boy: Did it hurt?
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
i wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners has made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her
- me: okay lets study
- me: i did not learn this shit
- me: da fuq
- me: okay, the value of x is...
- me: it's fine i'll just fail
- me: oh my god i need to study
- me: this is quite easy
- me: no it isn't
- me: when will this ever benefit me in life
- me: aw hey i got a message
- me: the sky is so pretty
- me: must. not. give. up
- me: fuck it.
- me: listens to the same song on repeat for days until i hate it and never want to hear it again
when is the part of puberty where you get hot im still waiting
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks